Everything I Thought It Was

by

Justin Timberlake

Oh dear.

I guess Britney’s tell-all biography was the low point of JT’s recent year. The reviews for this album are bound to be the second lowest. If this was an attempt at redemption, it didn’t work.

It’s not all crap. There are just no hit singles to back it up and there are WAY too many tracks on here.

I also wish I never had to hear Justin “rap” about sipping bougie rosé to what sounds like a bad ripoff of Parliament’s “Give Up The Funk”. Does this sound like something you’d like to subject yourself to? Then listen to “Play” and remember I warned you.

Go home, Justin, you’re drunk (probably after sipping that rosé).

Stand out tracks: “Flame” & “No Angels”